"It's ________ birthday"
— Java✨ (@_ApplaudJava) November 15, 2016
Me: Let me go tell them happy birthday real quick.
Also me: Did they tell you happy birthday? pic.twitter.com/ek9dWkZexf
If your girl prays for you, she's looking out for you on an entirely new level boy. She's a good one. A real one. A rare one.
— Carly Lynn (@Car1yLynn) November 15, 2016
this ones my favorite don't @ me pic.twitter.com/MEoYcKj3DA
— SALEM (@salemmitchell) November 15, 2016
Me: aw he's so cute when he's sleeping
— festive faggot (@CrylieJenner) November 16, 2016
Other me: suffocate him pic.twitter.com/N99musxEXM
"Mom can I borrow the yacht?"
— The CHILLanguage™ (@Sorry_ImLate_) November 15, 2016
Mom: "No, Conner."
"You better count your fucking days, bitch." https://t.co/zo30oPJH4w
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