2017_03_31_00_15_01of20

when u know u saw that same question on the study guide 5 minutes before the exam and ur trying to see the bullet points in ur head pic.twitter.com/XRu9v10B1F

— kirsten not kristen (@kiirrstenburr) March 29, 2017

Best surprise I've ever had!💍 pic.twitter.com/OEZrqEOLpQ

— aylin gonzalez (@aleee_babyy) March 29, 2017

It's finally back. I've been waiting over 10 years for this moment pic.twitter.com/xGugnAvrjL

— booby (@fuckboybobby) March 29, 2017

I only dream of fairytales like this😍😍😍I'm just hoping my wedding is this gorgeous lol...I can't wait to Love somebody's son forever pic.twitter.com/Tpa842kZyr

— april 8th 💕 (@itslalogan) March 29, 2017

I wish I was vegan so I could eat fruit 😭😭😭 https://t.co/AONRHRPiUC

— aly | علي (@afrodreamboy) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_02of20

Oiii 😂😂 Tyler is a legend for this pic.twitter.com/EgobWDpHe9

— ⌛️ (@DanteLDN) March 29, 2017

she really doesn't need to be small, he just needs to be strong enough. https://t.co/RFNiSPlW0H

— B (@bekkahldn) March 29, 2017

gordon ramsay said pineapple doesn't belong on pizza so case closed thanks very much end of discussion pic.twitter.com/Oj1Cyyn2ls

— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) March 29, 2017

if global warming isn't real why did club penguin shut down

— carl (@Descriptions) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_03of20

just gonna say it.

I'm just as terrified as i am fascinated with romance so i'm somehow constantly chasing and avoiding it simultaneously pic.twitter.com/cuGoQLzm8C

— Captain Kirk (@ILLCapitano94) March 29, 2017

IT's HERE. pic.twitter.com/n5g1RWQRvD

— Ben Frank (@BenFrankIV) March 29, 2017

no we actually all just call each other ricky martin pic.twitter.com/563d2UNebA

— Nicole Boyce (@nicolewboyce) March 29, 2017

This got funnier and funnier as it went on. pic.twitter.com/E40bfsygVh

— iAmTerrace fan acc. (@iAmTerrace) March 29, 2017

For context:
Colin Kaepernick kneeled.

Rae Carruth murdered his pregnant GF bc he didn't want a kid, leaving the kid permanently disabled. https://t.co/OUfnQZPVZE

— TC Ivy (@BienSur_JeTaime) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_04of20

I hope he ready to go back because we need him again https://t.co/msyXxpNzXD

— sahbabii fan account (@whotfislarry) March 29, 2017

CALLING ALL TWITTER PEOPLE!!! Dad said he will pay for me to save this sweet baby's life if I get 10,000 RTs. SOS so nobody else gets it! pic.twitter.com/Sk00fsm6nV

— Morgan Laughlin (@molock5) March 29, 2017

Y'all really called this man a crackhead and he had federal and state licenses for exotic animals the whole time. 😂 https://t.co/Lw1ySYUORT

— Shane Ravello 🇹🇹 (@ShaneRavello) March 29, 2017

Decent grades. Girl yes the semester is coming to a close https://t.co/j7Zc00IFo5

— ♥️ (@wyetthasspoken_) March 29, 2017

Twitter is really on one pic.twitter.com/0wsZtFspJs

— highsaiah (@halalzay) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_05of20

HUGE FAN APPRECIATION GIVEAWAY!! Picking 21 WINNERS!! 😜♥️

RT & watch this video to WIN! https://t.co/lWHrxJGGHR pic.twitter.com/LvxfFcZAga

— Mark Dohner (@MarkDohner) March 29, 2017

I'm watching this glass blowing video for my art appreciation class, and this old man has zero chill. I'm actually crying. pic.twitter.com/VeokLcNVxk

— billy🥀 (@oraltwjnk) March 29, 2017

i am in full tears. prin. nokia's boo got her a tent and a basket of butterflies for their anniversary and they chillin listening to solange pic.twitter.com/EQjdRBlpaC

— blue 🥀 (@siilverteeth) March 29, 2017

John wall done shot it from full court out of bounds and hit nothing but net pic.twitter.com/ThuMmIQ4pb

— Trey Moses (@treymoses32) March 29, 2017

x is not out of jail, the rumors are not true.

— MAKE OUT HILL - XXX (@xxxtentacion) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_06of20

lol college students will be stressed and still don't be doing the work we be stressed about😂😂😂😂

— honeybun🍯 (@alyahsrozay) March 29, 2017

MOVIE DATE ANYONE 😏 pic.twitter.com/jqGDBdW4Vx

— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) March 29, 2017

princess nokia and her man really invented love wow pic.twitter.com/WAp6uzl8cy

— daisy (@daisyacollins) March 29, 2017

Nah ni full Saser Caklempong perform lagu Ed Sheeran - Shape of you 😘 pic.twitter.com/gKImyCcgQK

— nooramrun (@NoorAmrun) March 29, 2017

The battle of the year. pic.twitter.com/tCHT4fz6n5

— Suga Updates! (@sugaupdates) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_07of20

Wealthy black people being afraid of black people from lower class communities pic.twitter.com/IKj9T2jDUc

— Killa (@PsyKaydelic_) March 29, 2017

i love this 😭❤️ pic.twitter.com/cnJQ7LSp5l

— brianna 🇧🇧 . (@gxldpevrls) March 29, 2017

Girls complained about the spaghetti strap dress code in HS but in college all they wear are triple XL shirts and Grandpa sandals

— Gavin Colgrove (@Gavin_Austin21) March 29, 2017

Y'all done pissed Asahd off 🤦🏾‍♂️. pic.twitter.com/x7nF0zGx91

— Fresco Mills (@frescomills) March 29, 2017

i think these are some important graphs for #BiTwitter pic.twitter.com/FrjDryXWit

— mol (@drumvinyls) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_08of20

I cant wait to live in my own house with the love of my life & cook every night for him ,cuddle, shower together & have cute date nights.

— Khelani ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ (@YourFavvBaddie) March 29, 2017

Couples who pray together stay together https://t.co/Yz9CI5DW3Y

— Jake (@RattPackJake) March 29, 2017

time to make them hate us some more.

— MAKE OUT HILL - XXX (@xxxtentacion) March 30, 2017

when she's small enough for you to do this to her >>>>> pic.twitter.com/QXIksOW80i

— slim hokage (@GirlThatsSlim) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_09of20

abt mediocrity pic.twitter.com/JAABXp5TkC

— P. Kim (@pkaykim) March 29, 2017

Say it again for the people in the back pic.twitter.com/j5hLhJnRnP

— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) March 29, 2017

How females be in the back seat 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/XFa8sZcKTn

— ㅤ (@iGiveBootyRubs) March 29, 2017

Kids see color. They just haven't been exposed to racism/hatred & are able to accept the differences rather than pretend they aren't there. https://t.co/cVyMf5zTPB

— nañi (@pettyblackgirI) March 29, 2017

They're "banding" together to support a cop who beat and suffocated an Autistic black man to death. Let that sink in for a second. https://t.co/KwuV1j2tjC

— michael saxon (@arealarsonist) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_10of20

My stomach hurts from laughing lmfaooo pic.twitter.com/CWPmjxJ5sm

— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) March 29, 2017

Jk tune into 103.5 the beat to hear me on the radio in a few minutes!

— MAKE OUT HILL - XXX (@xxxtentacion) March 29, 2017

"And that is why I have decided to accept an invitation to become Angela Merkel's cat" #Article50 pic.twitter.com/uYIQQm43Qt

— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) March 29, 2017

I'm trying to reach this level of headass in a relationship pic.twitter.com/FoOerNXwb1

— mendo$a (@bryanboolin) March 29, 2017

When @Drake finds out @xxxtentacion is free 😂👀 #XFree pic.twitter.com/Tyql6P8tfK

— Kid Awoken 🍇❄️💘 (@KidAwoken) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_11of20

A high gpa, a paid internship, scholarships, free food, good mental health, independence, a career, a paying job, good friends, I can go on https://t.co/EypFtSx4aE

— petty labelle 💕 (@andreita_elise_) March 29, 2017

Galveston Texas, 1970s.✨ pic.twitter.com/IFk3bBP3pY

— alyssa (@uncledazed) March 29, 2017

To anyone who questions if our boys are eating well...SOMEONE ordered literally all the pizza this place had to offer 😂🍕 #BTSINCHICAGO pic.twitter.com/jlgqiK22JO

— jade 🖤 (@deCypherBTS) March 29, 2017

Ghost in the Shell (2017) pic.twitter.com/xF23vOWFu0

— Ana (@SpaceDoctorPhD) March 29, 2017

Hell no 👀 pic.twitter.com/Euabbw7SQQ

— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_12of20

They have all the fucking money pic.twitter.com/vwu4CbpMFu

— Will 🐋 Menaker (@willmenaker) March 29, 2017

Me: My stomach hurt

Mom: cuz u be on that damn phone pic.twitter.com/rVpaIpDpv1

— Dory (@Dory) March 29, 2017

Q: Papa how do you feel about Mark going to the jungle?
A: I believe he'll be very adaptable and good performance👌! pic.twitter.com/w22eFilmdN

— Raymond Tuan (@linbea945) March 30, 2017

It's funny how this show aired in 1990 and is still relevant today... pic.twitter.com/8Drnyvzj9I

— ㅤ (@thebaemarcus) March 29, 2017

JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER #bitwitter pic.twitter.com/F2XylFHDtm

— luana (@thirlinski) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_13of20

Nothing says Brexit quite like the Union Jack upside down tied to some bins. #BrexitDay #BrexitBins pic.twitter.com/afG0RUDUGD

— Anna Mazzola (@Anna_Mazz) March 29, 2017

When you skip school for a mental health day but you're already failing all your classes because of your mental health pic.twitter.com/KryYzzk5fW

— m (@mmxxyyy) March 29, 2017

Things to keep in mind pic.twitter.com/w2vN93jbyD

— Words (@selfamused) March 29, 2017

the interviewer asked jungkook how he feels about charlie puth misspelling his name and bts just clowned him hhhh pic.twitter.com/nOdVmojJRD

— 🍓 (@luvjm) March 29, 2017

it is two thousand and fucking seventeen... pic.twitter.com/kqZ4XPIlbX

— Jon Aro (@papichombo) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_14of20

Anyway, for girls who are constantly worrying about leakage, i found this disposable overnight panties which comes with a built-in pad. pic.twitter.com/dNztgwNSEB

— N.S.Z (@nurulbuttercup) March 29, 2017

my mom is a gift from God

— ㅤKhalid (@Thegreatkhaalid) March 29, 2017

good, we need him again https://t.co/cicTeQNwuI

— Black Jesus (@BullHunitProof) March 29, 2017

Me when I've spent all day with my man & he tells me he has to go home pic.twitter.com/PjK1Ez4fnn

— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) March 29, 2017

me to other gays after LGBTQ people are removed from the 2020 census pic.twitter.com/OhbpsaiwNY

— Emilio (@EmilioEmm) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_15of20

She said she just got out of a mental hospital. Y'all love triggering ppl with mental illnesses & then calling them "crazy" when they react. https://t.co/7e8cUwpOwH

— nañi (@pettyblackgirI) March 29, 2017

if ur pet is doing this, call ur vet IMMEDIATELY. Head pressing is a sign of neurological damage. it may look funny but it's v dangerous pic.twitter.com/7RFkL1qbkg

— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) March 29, 2017

"How To Engage Your Workforce (And Teach Them To Think Like CEOs)" @DavidKWilliams https://t.co/LmrqNlI2yu #EmployeeEngagement #startup

— Ruby Peethambaran (@rubychandu) March 30, 2017

This clip of @angela_rye powerbombing @WalshFreedom over and over is my new religion. pic.twitter.com/D7LNCMAotO

— Jimmy Donofrio (@JimmyDonofrio) March 29, 2017

The new It movie looks intense #itmovie pic.twitter.com/5mf6BLjsBt

— YoungEricx (@ericornelas2006) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_16of20

Wale's baby girl ..😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/XNoPkWdcGn

— ℐ. (@liaferreira_m) March 29, 2017

High end vagina. https://t.co/CPnM7qZvJE

— Squirrels, Playswith (@MikeSceezie) March 29, 2017

Gallup

Nixon Watergate Hearings - 36%
W Bush post Katrina - 40%
Iran Contra Reagan - 46%
Ford pardons Nixon - 50%

Trump today 35%

— Political Capital (@PoliticalLine) March 29, 2017

I'll be on at 103.5 the beat at 8:00 pm eastern time.

— MAKE OUT HILL - XXX (@xxxtentacion) March 29, 2017

NEW IT MOVIE TRAILER pic.twitter.com/ltXGz6LmQd

— HUMANZ (@tana2turnt) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_17of20

Why trip when I know God got me ?

— Leek Jack (@LeekJack_) March 29, 2017

niggas chances of getting they ass beat in the club just increased by 600% https://t.co/54a8Tl0LA5

— ✞ (@GUNNERSELLWHITE) March 29, 2017

HES USING HIS NINTENDO TO TRANSLATE IMAGINE BEINGTHIS CUTE HES SO CUTE@DJHCJDJFHDH pic.twitter.com/3yiqcLkYHl

— SINDAD DAY 💛 (@ilovchanyeoI) March 29, 2017

Suddenly I'm not a babysitter anymore https://t.co/8ISD1x4Ucv

— nick (@sugarbbnick) March 30, 2017

😭😭this one better 🤦🏾‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/iqxtyEMx16

— Elo™ (@BigFuckingElo) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_18of20

when u know u saw that same question on the study guide 5 minutes before the exam and ur trying to see the bullet points in ur head pic.twitter.com/msaFaScrhM

— Dory (@Dory) March 29, 2017

GOP: We can't release Trump's tax returns, but here's your neighbor's browser history.

— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) March 29, 2017

hell yeah it hurt pic.twitter.com/Chz436xsn5

— artificialdeath.flac (@hyped_resonance) March 29, 2017

when you want to get in shape for summer but life is hard pic.twitter.com/ZE88PJug1T

— Emergency Kittens (@EmrgencyKittens) March 29, 2017

when you're explaining the plot of a tv show / movie / book you're passionate about to your friends and family pic.twitter.com/EfZG8q8MeA

— margot darko (@THEMAZElSACODE) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_19of20

This man is 36 years old and he still wants to finish college. Salute to this guy. pic.twitter.com/TlY1dVBFcG

— Dank Memes 💎💎💎 (@FreeMemesKids) March 29, 2017

Seeing color and accepting/appreciating the differences > not seeing color https://t.co/88M4qcadNk

— ms. wiggy (@55mmbae) March 29, 2017

My opinion.

Nobody falls in love with your personality at first sight. People fall for your looks in hope your heart matches your beauty.

— Kyo. | TwtLelaki (@TwtLelaki) March 29, 2017

This has gone too far pic.twitter.com/UDkKGoYbcu

— Dank Memes 💎💎💎 (@FreeMemesKids) March 29, 2017

baby don't give me that face pls you're too cute ok i won't go pic.twitter.com/wpTBilGgsu

— ♡ (@syxirxh_) March 29, 2017

2017_03_31_00_15_20of20

remember when bighit greeted namjoon using his meme pic & namjoon tweeted saying 'everyone this is the kind of company were in' im laughing pic.twitter.com/quVbcrxqxy

— lala (@RISEOFH0PE) March 29, 2017

This one is way funnier to me 😭😂 pic.twitter.com/x99pPi16L9

— lulnatee😵 (@geekinn4nateee) March 29, 2017

This is how you know Black Twitter is its own entity because I have not seen one word about this on my TL. https://t.co/58I1q0iuZW

— Touré B. (@toureism) March 29, 2017

Nigga mad af cause I asked him was he the man on the phone 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/e1gm1KXYOm

— ....hendrix (@Ant2clean) March 29, 2017

Yessir Wall lmao pic.twitter.com/AiCG2ugGhC

— Prince Brazy (@DaddyRichieRich) March 29, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_01of20

when theres 2 months of school left but u cant take it anymore & u can feel the laziness kicking in & u didnt do the homework what homework pic.twitter.com/4R7FV3rvM7

— lil swvnk ♿️ (@donlaflame_) March 28, 2017

Don't you ever fucking disrespect the original Spider-Man trilogy ever again https://t.co/1RrARbWzHo

— Jumah Eid 🇵🇸 (@NerdyRanger) March 28, 2017

such a pretty way to get asked 🌻💛 pic.twitter.com/mEoIuHEWpq

— Elisa.♡ (@elipateli) March 28, 2017

CupcakKe constantly sends money to her fans, and just recently she sent $200 to a girl who got kicked out of an abusive home. A true saint 💙 pic.twitter.com/JKG2LtQoNk

— Music News & Facts (@Musicnews_feed) March 28, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_02of20

we have our homegirls nudes and convos and screenshots... y'all be hiding a whole other relationship, don't @ me https://t.co/EMsonE5R5U

— mami (@pamelaathecutay) March 28, 2017

It's probably Frank https://t.co/cWTNrJHDd8

— Jake (@JRG_103) March 28, 2017

oh no baby what! is you doing? https://t.co/PXHFONe0sp

— Ken. ॐ (@onetime4yamind_) March 28, 2017

4 years with this girl, why not 🤷🏽‍♂️❤️ Had to do it the right way💍 pic.twitter.com/QMuImnLMaF

— 💸DOLLAR DYL💸 (@UptownDyl) March 28, 2017

but she landed just fine, remember that. https://t.co/CYnHv5Ppvj

— ㅤ (@1YUNGLAL) March 27, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_03of20

Y'all did drugs for a week straight & think an acai bowl is going to save you.

— Jeremy (@kxpcky) March 28, 2017

Please doa for baby azhar!!!!!! Hot kettle fell on him 😭 Get well soon baby. I'll see you very soon. 😘💖 pic.twitter.com/5WVHg3UrD6

— ✨ TaufiqFaezah ✨ (@taufiqfaezah) March 28, 2017

The face you make when you finish your makeup and spray on your setting spray. pic.twitter.com/boRJYGklwb

— FreshFaceHoney 🐝 (@TheeOnlyOciera) March 28, 2017

GIRL pic.twitter.com/ubIEJKSroF

— ife the child of God (@HXRLEEN) March 28, 2017

1965: "I bet there'll be flying cars and a cure for cancer in the future"

2017: pic.twitter.com/otYFJF6xpN

— gino (@kushgino) March 28, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_04of20

Idc if you're black white mexican or Chinese. We all know Selena Quintanella was THAT girl & Yolanda saldivar can still catch these hands pic.twitter.com/Jb4XpZFQ05

— Alluring Ivy🌿 (@Drebae_) March 28, 2017

This is too perfect. pic.twitter.com/csDcujVoRl

— Lina Arabi (@LinaArabii) March 28, 2017

since some people are taking STAAR today
only 90s kids remenber pic.twitter.com/Ir9K5LxfKF

— Benito♏ (@Its_Benito) March 28, 2017

...how im looking at this tweet lord forgive him🙏🏽 https://t.co/aKXdVMyrd4

— Amber🌹 (@amarbellaa) March 28, 2017

Men: sexualize and harass women, limit their opportunities, tries to control them, and treat them like property

Women: men are trash

Men: pic.twitter.com/DRFzOKdMoP

— 🌹 (@exogenesin) March 28, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_05of20

"we call him mochi in korea" pic.twitter.com/VGz4NrCqLS

— 소프 (@bangtaened) March 28, 2017

When autocorrect changes holy shit to holy shot pic.twitter.com/P01IypiqSY

— Jocar (@jocar918) March 28, 2017

They photograph a technician, holding an actual sphere (not a disk), coated in vantablack—(the darkest pigment ever created): pic.twitter.com/JzYwyjQiHy

— Christian Bok (@christianbok) March 28, 2017

When you laying in your coffin at your funeral dead and you don't hear your man crying pic.twitter.com/3npZAyo4AF

— Lovita Alizé Jenkins (@xoxoxMinnie) March 28, 2017

how I wanna be this summer vs. how I'm gonna be this summer pic.twitter.com/SlIDoO4ul1

— lil mama 🍒 (@lilbratzzdoll) March 28, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_06of20

This gif kills me. Death is literally gushing towards you and you really gon do a whole 3-point turn 😩😩

pic.twitter.com/sSh6yrrPbd

— Deon Mark (@DeonxMark) March 28, 2017

Me: the naked juice is £2.70?
Tesco Employee: correct
Me: but it's in the £3 meal deal?
Tesco Employee: yeah I guess
Me:*turns to camera* https://t.co/FBlycn11Cj

— luke_toilet (@slick_is_swag) March 28, 2017

College is the only place where you can study and still fail, barely eat and still gain weight, blink for 3 seconds and miss a whole lecture

— Arieal 2.0 (@LoveAriel_98) March 27, 2017

Nigga got into a car accident and had a photoshoot https://t.co/e0vQs2LRvP

— 💛 Birthday Girl 💛 (@classymilla) March 28, 2017

Quavo really the sauciest nigga alive pic.twitter.com/WGEJ8Hnbng

— DraBulé (@biggabossben) March 28, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_07of20

me to anything that ain't benefiting me or my future pic.twitter.com/Di62Hx3V4C

— baby (@mixedfeeIs) March 28, 2017

so we gonna act like Ke$ha ain't been did this https://t.co/fayGPo7u5q

— lil spice🥀 (@honeyspicee) March 28, 2017

there is not a single tooth in this photo https://t.co/08Nyj1MKfd

— levi (@leviwrfel) March 28, 2017

me immediately after doing the bare minimum pic.twitter.com/5Kfxss2OJ4

— cruz (@AlanIxta) March 28, 2017

My stomach hurts from laughing lmfaooooo pic.twitter.com/42ZmuzCdcB

— Fly 🕊 (@1xfly) March 29, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_08of20

Dear @POTUS & @VP, any help you can give Pro Trump @PressGop #congress in 43rd District of #CA? #MaxineWatersNeedsToGo #MAGA #TrumpTrain pic.twitter.com/dYVwWQxQrO

— Traditional American (@RightWingAngel) March 29, 2017

I don't know who retrieved this, but well done.

Jan 1st 1973 pic.twitter.com/uwYbawhdnp

— Philip Boucher-Hayes (@boucherhayes) March 28, 2017

My friends ignore me when I text in the groupchat https://t.co/jSzkKLd9nN

— Marcuss (@DrugsMedia) March 27, 2017

And this is how my Heavenly Father will look at you at the Golden Gates https://t.co/KKkqcydYKO

— Queen (@queenprod_mua) March 28, 2017

Don't introduce me to your family unless you plan on marrying me because they're going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life.

— Khelani ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ (@YourFavvBaddie) March 28, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_09of20

Toby Maguire is the only Peter Parker we acknowledge. Fuck the clones https://t.co/Ff8dw1p87T

— Tai (@Macktavious) March 28, 2017

Summer of 2009-2012 nights was so litt because of this https://t.co/YXQFVveN9c

— issa wifey 👑✨ (@Kweenieee_) March 28, 2017

When You Marry Your Best Friend ✨ pic.twitter.com/DOrJSYK94X

— MotherNature (@MadamMelanin) March 28, 2017

"I had to trigger Article 50. It would have been too embarrassing otherwise."
"So you're going to leave the EU... out of embarrassment?" pic.twitter.com/GplKt8VwLk

— Scott (@Flying_Inside) March 29, 2017

Never forget: last year a homeless BW was arrested for felony child abuse for leaving her 2 kids in the car while going on a job interview. https://t.co/bBfIbFt9IF

— #BlackArtMatters (@HalfAtlanta) March 28, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_10of20

This picture is greatness. pic.twitter.com/Z1YunG3EvI

— Smoove (@FalltoJamaal) March 28, 2017

*At Cane's*
Me: Can I get a box combo and trade the coleslaw for another piece of toast?
Cane's Employee: Sure
Me, turning to the camera: https://t.co/16GCzgLdUY

— Jarrod Roach (@RoachJarrod) March 28, 2017

Twitter be entertainment and school at the same time. https://t.co/i4t2He9AiG

— #TheDelishWay (@iamwilliewill) March 28, 2017

Stop saying "sorry" if you want to say "thank you" pic.twitter.com/VRZfBjKyyD

— Akak Sederhana (@trapicale) March 28, 2017

Made entirely out of ONLY crayola crayons. it comes down to the artist, not the materials pic.twitter.com/jcSsq3nW2u

— alyssa (@Alythuh) March 28, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_11of20

why the fuck everything cost money pic.twitter.com/lKUVb2qYEi

— FREEBRICKS (@jaycartierhoe) March 29, 2017

When you forget what you said on your last snap pic.twitter.com/Af1TRxHqGt

— Joey 🔥 (@Jdxthompson) March 28, 2017

Need all the luck I can get pic.twitter.com/n3jdbD9bWm

— Alfredo Flores (@AlfredoFloresVM) March 29, 2017

sulli and hara rly kissed, omg netizens are gonna have a breakdown we love these lgbt legends pic.twitter.com/Wg8viYvWxd

— i'm baby (@lunarhyuna) March 28, 2017

Y'all scared to be alone? Y'all putting up w trash so ur not single? Y'all settling in ur 20s? Ur prime? Y'all settling period? Tragiccccc. pic.twitter.com/wo8R3hE63G

— Amani (@cvrlyhairshawty) March 27, 2017

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Ask the millions of Native Americans that were murdered & the 12 million slaves that were shipped from Africa if they choose their race. https://t.co/sujWiYg88p

— nañi (@pettyblackgirI) March 27, 2017

Y'all know the rule if I see it y'all gotta see it :/ pic.twitter.com/jjhmN9CQ2C

— ️ (@prayinforglo) March 28, 2017

rt if gangnam style didn't get you into kpop or make you know that south korea was a country https://t.co/joSgPOwJe2

— ㅤ (@cinematae) March 28, 2017

hard to explain, but definitely is possible lol. https://t.co/gDrn07bGq3

— prettygirl 💅🏽 (@J_Lanai) March 28, 2017

having a girl like me..i'm a handful & will get u mad like crazy but there's no one in the world who will love & take care of u like me tho

— princess (@champagnefeeI) March 27, 2017

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#westlake gon crazy #mood pic.twitter.com/ldKFPX7xa0

— #yolo 🌴🤙🏽 (@yungcurry__30) March 28, 2017

5-year-old Natalie sampled on Kanye West's song Ultralight Beam has a request for Steve Harvey pic.twitter.com/5Sph6YEBSv

— NANA JIBRIL 🌙 (@girlswithtoys) March 27, 2017

RETWEET if you demand that Sally Yates is permitted to testify freely & openly in #TrumpRussia investigation.#russiagate pic.twitter.com/syZPUWs9uC

— The Hummingbird (@Alifaith55) March 28, 2017

me @ my wedding 😂 pic.twitter.com/ZL8YwpvFg4

— 👑 (@ferrarigee) March 27, 2017

lol I wouldn't even let myself come out the house like this https://t.co/gffNUAXutW

— J.c🤞🏾 (@Meelah_kaee) March 28, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_14of20

satan: welcome to hell
me: what's the wifi
satan: no wifi
me:
satan: look at your face of course there's wifi that would be fucked up

— an pigeon,, (@imskytrash) March 27, 2017

Sally Yates firing,
Elizabeth Warren persisting,
Angela Merkel no-shake,
April Ryan HEAD SHAKE?
trump White House is SCARED of strong women. pic.twitter.com/LzyrfU2PxE

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) March 28, 2017

Does lightning Mcqueen buy car insurance or life insurance??? pic.twitter.com/r8hxcBP9Oo

— J.Coleひ😈 (@Joshuacole__) March 28, 2017

Lmao they went to a swingers party and the black guy destroyed his wife 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂 pic.twitter.com/wHYWEfwaKV

— C A L (@TheCal1287) March 28, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_15of20

When you walk past a group of girls and hear "she's so pretty!" pic.twitter.com/AHtEbYMSUV

— LALA💋 (@baehaviors) March 28, 2017

.@RealDonaldTrump I burned your tweet. pic.twitter.com/B0f1v0FkEb

— Burned Your Tweet (@burnedyourtweet) March 28, 2017

Guy: But she's wearing revealing clothing!
Qur'an: Why are you staring? Stop
Guy: But,it's revealing
Qur'an: Why—Are—You—Staring?
Guy: :/
/8

— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ) March 27, 2017

friend: i need some boy advice
me: pic.twitter.com/nMLsCLrQyc

— indie (@COCONUTOILBAE) March 19, 2017

tomi lahren: "liberal snowflakes will silence anyone who doesn't say what they think"

tammy: says she's pro choice

the blaze: fires her pic.twitter.com/vgnnb4e0US

— germaine 🌻 (@alluneedisswift) March 20, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_16of20

Spain👌 pic.twitter.com/Fn1geO9D1U

— Danimancio Ortega (@SoyDaniman) March 23, 2017

open this tweet for a secret message

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤWhataburger is better than in-n-out

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

— Texas Forever (@CauseWereTexas) March 23, 2017

Situation where Indonesian can be considered the best language in the whole world pic.twitter.com/ZX8t2b4b48

— crescentsaber (@crescentsaber) March 22, 2017

i swear, there's something with hoseok whenever theyre in U.S pic.twitter.com/FihDSLuPXt

— flower boy (@tweetaes) March 23, 2017

THESE THREE BLACK WOMEN JUST SHOOK ALL OF KOREA THATS BLACK GIRL MAGIC pic.twitter.com/R59ZtXk89C

— OoNi (@jacksonscocoa) March 23, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_17of20

We don't even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this. pic.twitter.com/P4Spf0UCby

— Geeks of Color (@GeeksOfColor) March 22, 2017

free him https://t.co/kGS0w4Uv9k

— morgan (@veganshorty) March 18, 2017

my nigga vic ate 💯🍴 if you ain't defending me like that i can't fuck with you 💯 pic.twitter.com/EwZPRwepJk

— queen kay 🖤 (@prettycocogirl) March 24, 2017

• APRIL 7TH •

— Paul Roberts (@_paulroberts_) March 25, 2017

unstoppable✨ pic.twitter.com/JGwEoXTLqe

— maya🥀 (@MayaDanielle_) March 26, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_18of20

Agreed 100% 😌 pic.twitter.com/4FMdQ033Vo

— Dr. Balkish (@BalkishAbKadir) March 24, 2017

you sucking dick for a 5th grade field trip lunch https://t.co/5eLQaApXKG

— Andre. (@Akhdre_) March 28, 2017

Drake: My heart is way too frozen to get broken.

Me, an intellect that knows frozen objects have a higher propensity to break: pic.twitter.com/Q3lwMQYX5B

— Abdulla (@Abdulla_Nq) March 19, 2017

I'm sorry Michael I leaked 5SOS3 pic.twitter.com/1mB3wi4zbx

— 🔥5SOS Updates🔥 (@5SOSFamsUnited) March 25, 2017

Tonight a crazy feller drove up the White House and claimed he had a bomb. We know he's crazy cause he thinks Trump works weekends.

— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) March 19, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_19of20

Lil Bibby on Wild N Out 😂🔥 pic.twitter.com/XeVT0tjdpu

— Ryan (@GlockRivers) March 28, 2017

"Aye you got yo Camaro yet?" pic.twitter.com/RltxmKXjqS

— . (@ImGoinScottie) March 26, 2017

My new favorite GIF on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/zeYuI7HVCa

— Everything Georgia (@GAFollowers) March 23, 2017

Purple sex molly purple sex 😜😜 https://t.co/RVpUb3AJGc

— laylay🤗 (@Aaliyahpretty21) March 19, 2017

Ay y'all help me out 😩🤤 pic.twitter.com/aTH5EM8O5W

— JAMES W. III (@treyworthington) March 23, 2017

2017_03_30_00_15_20of20

Frank Ocean photographed by Nabil Elderkin for Oyster Magazine. pic.twitter.com/g6ZFuWlc0D

— Tianna Jkae 🌹 (@hintofmelanin) March 25, 2017

people: mark is so boring, he doesn't even do anything
mark: pic.twitter.com/2QhZs4pYNe

— mark tuan videos (@mtuanvines) March 22, 2017

Wrong measures. Mar-a-Lago fee doubled, hotel booming, Ivanka sales up, massive PRC debt forgive for Jared. Wins on what Trump cares abt. https://t.co/qkX59CfFyC

— David Burbach (@dburbach) March 24, 2017

what it feels like to be in love: part two pic.twitter.com/Nz8jMJFqnd

— malanda. (@overlyxclusive) March 26, 2017

Obsessed with you baby girl💕 pic.twitter.com/y46k5i7xIx

— ©Y (@cyreneparalee) March 21, 2017

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#RYAN2020 Is he sending a missive? I know he was going to go the WH, but presidential-looking optics can't be entirely ignored. Trump note. pic.twitter.com/kNf2MN7hR5

— Syed Doha (@syeddoha) March 27, 2017

me texting my friends after i finish having a mental breakdown: BUT HOW R U HOW HAVE U BEEN HOW ARE THINGS WITH YOU pic.twitter.com/ldl8Ytyyg5

— isabel (@lSABABE) March 27, 2017

doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO pic.twitter.com/ZTJpqapbGq

— hot librarian (@smack__that) March 27, 2017

When KPOP idols hit the camera... pic.twitter.com/CGwEL1Vfzv

— ji #KINGJACKSONDAY (@SLAYBTS_) March 27, 2017

That heel is way too thick for sis to be doing all that. Like why did you even leave the house? 😩😂 pic.twitter.com/060ofnV1wu

— shy. (@theuncommon_) March 27, 2017

2017_03_29_00_15_02of20

Apparently yes pic.twitter.com/Twxfjfu82Z

— mosie (@painthands) March 26, 2017

Twitter is too much for me 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/fuggu1HQ5H

— kam (@PatsKam) March 27, 2017

Do yall see this ? Nothing makes sense anymore 🤦🏾‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/WBRJfpLq1U

— cheeraholic__ (@SoThatsJordiee_) March 27, 2017

Please help, this dog has been in a shelter for over 2 years pic.twitter.com/vJjhQq7zWS

— Drama™ (@DramaTMGC) March 27, 2017

quick update guys, i've just come from my kids' school and can confirm that, in 2017, kids are still doing these pic.twitter.com/CF1Ebgc3wS

— mena suvari (@c_tho) March 26, 2017

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When Cash Money takes over for the '99, 2000 AND your wedding... pic.twitter.com/0i3jzttAeY

— Fye Dillinger (@ThatDude_Works) March 27, 2017

This is not inspirational, it's obscene. No one should be homeless because of medical bills. https://t.co/IfOMzsX9ep

— Kristen McHugh🌈 (@kristenmchugh22) March 27, 2017

Hantaran 20ribu be like pic.twitter.com/h6BrBGyWQl

— Kakchom,suami &anak2 (@kakchom143) March 27, 2017

sis im letting u know now im stealing this caption in the near future https://t.co/4T3aJbOGNv

— kaice daisy (@_kaicealea) March 26, 2017

how i want my mental health to be vs how it actually is pic.twitter.com/aBhGx0Slpg

— indie (@COCONUTOILBAE) March 27, 2017

2017_03_29_00_15_04of20

Mine answer in her bonnet with an attitude like "what Kevin" https://t.co/JAkvsj5UgN

— 🇹🇹🇬🇾 (@Kevitooo_) March 27, 2017

commas be hella necessary https://t.co/QGsU8B6Nyj

— Dominique (@Mr_InjeanYus) March 27, 2017

Take what you need and pass it on

— Toy Story Andy 🌹 (@stressedlatino) March 27, 2017

SON WHAT ?! 😭 pic.twitter.com/n57Xst2EwF

— penelope (@PennyJam_) March 27, 2017

Respecting my mom https://t.co/gjdSpi01QM

— Omar Silwadi (@Fala7i_King) March 27, 2017

2017_03_29_00_15_05of20

"Just letting you know I could crush your skull if I wanted to bitch." pic.twitter.com/IFzYqTy6jU

— Tempa (RIP Depz) (@QuickTempa) March 27, 2017

I was trying so hard not to scream out loud at 2AM when I saw this last night pic.twitter.com/ssf5RUeKjT

— garrιѕon тнιrѕт (@HitDaBoogiez) March 27, 2017

#TajMahalEconomy My tweet of yesterday wasn't meant to forecast the longest losing streak since 2011. But the Dollar data is a part ,,, https://t.co/rzWJkGZrqy

— Syed Doha (@syeddoha) March 27, 2017

"Get in loser, we're going shooting" pic.twitter.com/DZVF5NGTVX

— Majesty (@Stalinonyou) March 27, 2017

Ghost In The Shell (2017) pic.twitter.com/TwifHeANS4

— Falzar (@WhispyWitch) March 27, 2017

2017_03_29_00_15_06of20

this is the future liberals want pic.twitter.com/HdTcRbRrym

— Michael Coleman (@noironyintended) March 27, 2017

I like a man that can hold a conversation and also enjoy the intimacy of silence without it being awkward https://t.co/XKgDG8rDXT

— Ty. (@TylerMarie_D) March 26, 2017

LOOOOOOOOOOOL THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GAVE NIGERIANS CGI, WARRIS THIS?????????? pic.twitter.com/2wCLhK117n

— ife the child of God (@HXRLEEN) March 26, 2017

welp, i saw Tae and Namjoon at the art institute and cried a lot today. pic.twitter.com/PjIy5SxXry

— :) dead (@bang_hoesucc) March 27, 2017

When I get a hold of the telly remote pic.twitter.com/lbwDm4jwT2

— lum (@macari156) March 26, 2017

2017_03_29_00_15_07of20

*passionfruit comes on* pic.twitter.com/4RukBM6lcN

— Raylo (@Powerful) March 26, 2017

"good girl" this is absolutely disgusting and insulting to all the intelligent young ladies who attend this school https://t.co/kgLBXI0MhI

— cam (@camrynDAMNico) March 27, 2017

When you fell asleep and missed the snack cart. pic.twitter.com/GiCe3yqPw7

— Midnight Killah (@branfire) March 27, 2017

My sister has been in this world for 18 yrs and today is the first time she has been offered a menu at a restaurant pic.twitter.com/Yve18jhw8k

— Alyssa (@alyssaherrera33) March 27, 2017

Great to see this ancient knowledge is being passed down generations successfully https://t.co/2HfW3Cs0ma

— Danny Ibrahimovic (@tallerdan) March 27, 2017

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Subhanallah

his voice👌

Gaza child pic.twitter.com/Ck3uIKa2eo

— Fakta Agama (@FaktaAgama) March 28, 2017

It warms my heart to see ancient negroglyphics still being used amongst today's youth https://t.co/c4YvV4ySJN

— King Bu 👨🏽‍🚀 (@BJunior_) March 27, 2017

Douglas is wilding the fuck out lmaoooooooo pic.twitter.com/81J7bwE20s

— bobby (@fuckboybobby) March 27, 2017

how guys on twitter be after you curve them lmao pic.twitter.com/xpSkiKZFbL

— foreign (@sleeepyzee) March 28, 2017

Kobe is made for this. pic.twitter.com/VwbZIA73Ar

— Celtics #1 Seed (@GamePhreak845) March 27, 2017

2017_03_29_00_15_09of20

Few months ago, I get to know someone.
A girl. A very beautiful girl indeed. And I'll write about her in this thread.

— Luqman San (@lmxsn) March 27, 2017

Disney executive: I need ideas, people. Big ideas!

Employee: What if we did all of our movies…again.

Disney executive: pic.twitter.com/iTlfBVcaZQ

— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) March 27, 2017

#7YearsOfVictorious Someone: *Mentions they're going to Chicago*
Me: pic.twitter.com/LedSEEbYFX

— RIP Michelle Zuria (@PatElizaBITCH) March 27, 2017

I say peter....piper....picka...pan pic.twitter.com/3YrolHR1Wk

— Adaeze 🌼 (@DOPEITSHARM) March 27, 2017